Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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