Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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