That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
