your thong is hanging out like whoa
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
