I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
