Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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