Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so let's talk penis.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We left an ass print on the piano.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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