One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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