If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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