eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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