at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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