Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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