Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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