Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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