Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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