erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
honey bunches of taint.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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