is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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