Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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