k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This is my gift to your gina
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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