I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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