She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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