white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
it's like heaven, but drunker
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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