but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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