I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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