Where did you get a picture of my penis
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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