He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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