Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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