You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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