so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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