Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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