operation harelip BJ is a go
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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