So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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