That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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