mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Randomize
