i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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