i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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