nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
