im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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