where am i from again
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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