last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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