i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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