she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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