mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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