Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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