Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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