guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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