He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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