i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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