wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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