if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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