ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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