It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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