that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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