Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.