Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do