Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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