Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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