I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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